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Generally used to describe some chub lad.
Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle
Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.
“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”
when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN
“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”
basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men
i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.
The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.
Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping
When ur noodles are old and become harry
“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”
A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.