I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.

Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.

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I'm sleep tho

It means of being in the state of sleep or of not knowing or not being able to comprehend. Something like you not hearing me. Or I don't know what I'm talking about. Or you don't care what their talking about.

Person blah blah blah me: but I'm sleep tho, you: what does this mean me: I try to explain; but I'm sleep tho

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Good night's sleep

A one night stand.

The act of hooking up with someone with no intention of having an on-going relationship.

Sarah: Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night?

Kate: Yup. Nothing like a good night's sleep.

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Blow dart sleep

Sleep so deep and heavy, someone could have shot you with a blow dart

Yo dude, I just woke up after 30 straight hours asleep. It was epic blow dart sleep.

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Sleep-sucking Dick

When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.

Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that

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shhh babys sleeping

phrase said to people who are higher then you are when they ask "whatt?" in the middle of you talking to one of your less high friends. or when you ask them a question and they have no idea what you talking about and again ask "whatttt?".

joe: yo remember when jimmy ate that weird looking cookie? haha
bob:....whattt?
joe:.....shhh babys sleeping.
bob:..wait wha-
joe: SHHHHHH!
bob:.......ok...
joe:SH!
bob:.......
joe: your dumb.
nick:hahahaha.

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beat-n-sleep

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

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