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A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.
I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.
The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.
Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day
Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!
This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.
1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*
When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
Your gut extended to it's full glory as you sit on the toilet with no one to observe or count how many fat rolls you have.
Did you see Regina sitting on the side of the pool? Damn she needs to suck it in! I could see her toilet sittin tummy
keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.
However when tested in combat, the
"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet
paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,
is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.
Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.