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Chinese Rock Show

A burlesque hardcore strip-show in which dancers are poorly transexualised. Dancers predominantly own surgically enhanced breasts but have not fully removed the male genitalia, and it is this floppy, residual trait that is sought after when in attendance at a Chinese Rock Show.

Dude, I just got back from a Chinese Rock Show down in Chinatown. Shit was intense.

by A Gentleman June 3, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tuskegee Puppet Show

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.

"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."

by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Show me a band

Simply someone who has lots of money but never has more than 3 cash. Your typical thug who never does work in class

Mehki show me 3 cash and show me a band

by Mehkis stalker November 23, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.

'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'

by Garfunkal January 13, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


gong show monkey

a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.

Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!

by slapshot August 20, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Caribbean Boat Show

When two guys both show their wieners to an unsuspecting lady at the same time.

Dude, you should have been at the bar last night. We totally gave this girl the Caribbean Boat Show!

by SkaIsStillCool November 8, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gong-show

Something that is terribly easy, boring or pointless.

This group's a gong-show, we never do anything...

School is such a gong-show.

by Iwata August 23, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž