When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).
Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.
Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain
Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now
Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!
Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
-General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
“The Ciel Touch” is when a boy named Ciel comes into your life then everything goes down hill and you can not escape it no matter how hard you try.
“Oh no! I have the Ciel touch!”