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Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.
God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!
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Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.
Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!
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a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass
Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.
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Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.
Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!
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"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"
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Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
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Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
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