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It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.
Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?
When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute
My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob
Pulling an Uncle Sam is basically fucking over the people closest to you in an unlimited amount of ways. Stealing, Lying, Cheating, ect.
You sure were pulling an Uncle Sam the other day when you were banging your sister-in-law.
Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.
We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat
YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".
Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
Another hybrid of two common sayings, this rarely heard only by those in the highest echelons of society
Cheer up lad the worlds your uncle