It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

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all your base are now belong to us

A popular catchphrase that swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998. An awkward Engrish translation of “all of your bases are under our control,” the quote originally appeared in the opening dialogue of Zero Wing, a nostalgic 16-bit shoot’em up game released in 1989. Marked by abundance of poor grammar, “All Your Base” phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000, spawning thousands of image macros and flash animations featuring the slogan both on the web and in real life.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It’s you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are now belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …

Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!

Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

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If you don't use it, You will loose it.

If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.

FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,

I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!

now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!

I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!

"If you don't use it, You will loose it."

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shut up about among us memes

rather short copypasta being spammed on discord that mods dont detect as copypasta cause they havent seen it before due to the fact it is fairly new as of typing

SHUT UP about among us memes! NOBODY LIKES IT and we're ALL tired of seeing it! On reddit every FUCKING MEME is just that STUPID CREWMATE. On YOUTUBE all the VIDEOS are AMONG US SHITPOSTS! I go to my christian grandmother's house and her picture of Jesus I see it and go "Jesus more like JESUS BUN BUM DONG DING DING DANG DING DING DING, DU DING DING" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPajfdsjdfskdhfjHHSJKJAJFSFAJFUHF

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have you ever heard of among us, gregory?

a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

do you bite your thumb at us sir

used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.

"do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"yeah, wanna make something of it?"

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Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

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