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An iphone that has never been jailbroken, or unlocked.
Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
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Some one who has claimed the virginity of at least 6 girls before his/her 9th grade year.
The guy you wish you were.
The nick name every guy works for.
"Have you heard about Dennis?!, I heard he has became a virginity slayer!"
"The awkward moment when your dad claims to have been a virginity slayer".
Kamon T. Grace.
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A noun describing a person who has never even been in a relationship with a significant other.
Have you heard about Fred's love life? He's a relationship virgin. They're too scared of his crazy-eyes to look him in the face!
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Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.
You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.
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A Thai prostitute, heavily advertised by tuk-tuk (or saamlaaw) drivers to foreigners. This individual is not a virgin, unless they are reconstituted as virgins every hour.
"You want Thai virgin?"
"I show you Thai virgin"
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While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
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The thing I left at your sister's house.
Can you please check your sister's house to see if my virginity is still in there? I think I lost it.
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