Are you anywhere

a hush hush way to ask a person if they smoke weed.
originating from the thots of a pothead

allie: are you anywhere?
speck: all the time man

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sex you

When you want to have sex with you and try to hide it

Hey can I sex you now?

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stuff you

Referring to the first, yes it is derived from STFU which means "shut the fuck up" Stuff you is a tamer version more widely accepted, yet still holds the same message of shutting up.

dude: hey why dont you see me some time?

chick: stuff you and go away!

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to hell with you

An oversimplified way to say "Fuck You"

You aren't going to pay me back? Well, then, to hell with you!

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what are you?

Originated in the ghetto streets of High Wycombe, England. Upon being insulted with the usual derogotory profanities, the person would then reply with this phrase. Making the person whol insulted you, think about what indeed are they. Realising they are nothing, this insult usually wins....

Colin: "you know, you really are a cock!"
Alger: "really?"
Colin: "yeh, and your gay!"
Alger: "really? well tehn what are you?"

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You Lie!

The (obviously) most classy way of politely telling someone that they are wrong. Take it from Joe.

Obama: I like pie.

Joe: YOU LIE!

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thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

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