Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
A red-headed guy with a high THC tolerance, who is always stoned
Wow look at Puffy! He is so stoned.
Puffy Jones!! What's up??
The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!
Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?
typical basic english teacher. always fucking pregnant. must have chronic problems. classroom always cold as fuck
“yo mrs jones turn the ac up it’s cold as hell”
mrs jones: “kill urself bitch i’m sweaty”
John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
It's John Paul Jones
When you get things wrong because you don't do your research... 🤦🏾 ♀️
I just assumed that everyone drove on the left side of the road because I did a CJ Jones before I boarded my flight.