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When the foreskin gets peeled like a banana.
I was boning this girl and when I pulled out my cock and dick peeled like a banana! (Banana Cock)
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An attractive girl under the legal age of consent. Tempting, but just not ready.
This beach is full of green bananas, I feel like such an old perv!
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A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.
"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"
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Banana Sex is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn't want to 'stick his penis up in it' so he grabs a banana before heading in to 'do the nasty' and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. Then he has one of two options;
1 Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2 Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
"Dude, i just had banana sex with that chick."
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the term banana hands is used for a female individual whos hands show the utmost resemblance to a bunch of bananas. when one spots someone with these traits the only word that comes to mind is BANANA! and one may yell it out without even realising it. banana hands are not uncommon from man hands.
that woman has very large hands. one might even call them banana hands
"goddamn! those is some big ass hands!...ima have ta cut them off"
"those hands look like they could eat small children"
"damn! whats wrong with you girl. yo hands so ugly i can't even look a em'"
"don't yall try to hold my hand. i can't deal with that shit"
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A male version of a blue waffle, but unlike women men with this condition love to show their blue banana to everyone.
Joe:"do you want to see my blue banana?"
Isaac:"no just shove it up my ass!"
Joe did not know that Isaac was a homo, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in Isaac's anus.
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A answer to everything!
1:What should I do?
2:Banana Box?!?!
1:Thats not an answer!
2:Yes it is,Banana Box?!?! Banana Box?!?! Banana Box?!?!
1:Whatever
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