Rough Cat

1. (n) ruff~kat anything that typifies masculinity or something hardcore. Worthy of recognition in the chauvinistic sense. (21C - from English 'hardcore' meaning rough)

2. (adj) ruff~kat a hardcore or masculine quality. (21C - from English 'hardcore' meaning rough)

1. Granny is a rough cat. (n)

2. That's the most rough cat hike imaginable. (a)

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Time Cat

A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.

Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!

Guy 2- NO WAYZ!

Jesus- WAY!

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Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

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cat chaser

Someone who chases after girls, and get friendzoned

Yo Nate is such a cat chaser

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cat status

Someone who is very annoying, confusing, or uncomprehendable. They may also consider themselves to be unhuman; in fact, they may consider themselves of the cat species. They may be caught meowing to themselves, scratching on doors, or lapping milk.

Q: "Why is that girl playing video games and meowing while I'm trying to write my paper?"
A: "She's approaching cat status."

"I'm just going to go in my room now, close the door and lock it."
*scratch... meow...*
"Oh Gosh, she's at my door... CAT STATUS!"

"You're being SO annoying! You're at cat status."

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Straw cat

A false assumption based on cowardice, which is then used as the basis of an argument in an attempt to discredit an opposing idea. So called because of the yellow stripes of the pampas cat (also known as the straw cat)

Religious fundamentalists who fear Darwin, deliberately misprepresent his ideas so that they can discredit them. Their assertion that humans are descended from monkeys is not what Darwin said, and is the flimsiest of their straw cats, with its yellow stripes boldly displayed.

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grinny cat

The feline counterpart to the creepypasta smile dog
It is usually referred to as "grinny"

My favorite creepypasta is grinny cat

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