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dirt-ass fart that leaves a smelly, brown-tinged, residue.
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A fart from the deep dark recesses of the "darkness". A fart let out, but not claimed by a black person.
Damn, Landon that negro fart was stank.
Who ripped ass?
Not me
Liar, that was a negro fart son
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As defined by the man who coined the term:
"An Avid fart is an annoying editing technique that involves flashing through a bunch of frames or sped up shots, usually accompanied by a "whoosh" or "thoooom" or "choooonk" sound effect. I believe it was originally used for things like in that Lance Henriksen TV show Millennium when he had a psychic vision. But then they started using it just as a meaningless transition between scenes in many movies and TV shows, because they think it adds production value or style. But it really just makes it seem shitty.
I call it the Avid fart because Avid is the name of the first commonly used digital editing system, and it's this technology that has made Avid farts easy. So editors with no self control start pushing buttons thinking they are adding to the movie by throwing in all kinds of annoying crap that does not add to the movie."
- Outlaw Vern
The films of Tony Scott, especially 'Man On Fire' and 'Domino' are filled with great examples of Avid-Farts.
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A sudden burst of air emitted via vaginal area due to excess internal pressure. Usually created via the male penis thrusting in and our of a vagina or other object inserted.
During intense love making, my female partner, blew a series vaginal farts...not unlike a balloon being filled with air and let go.
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The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.
I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.
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wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.
Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.
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