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Brainwashington Zombies

Republican lawmakers who would proudly follow Trump off the edge of a cliff.

He was their leader - a genius who could barely speak English, a bankrupt billionaire, a true Christian who violated every teaching of Christ - and the Brainwashington Zombies would sell their souls for him.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020


Netflix Zombie

How you feel the next at work day from binge watching something on Netflix.

I've dropped five service calls so far this morning; I'm a real Netflix zombie today from binge watching "Fringe" until two in the morning on Netflix.

by InFromTheCold July 13, 2015


Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017


philosophical zombie

A philosophical zombie, in common usage, denotes an individual who engages in the collecting of Funko Pops. these collectors are frequently identified by the slight drool around their mouths and vacant expressions . The term may also be describe as those with an interest in the Marvel franchise, encompassing its comics, movies, and related media. Moreover, the concept of a "philosophical zombie" can be more broadly interpreted as individuals who have a fundamental absent of qualia or subjective sensation.

example 1: The comic book store was filled with enthusiastic collectors, philosophical zombies, with drool practically dripping from their mouths and vacant stares, as they mindlessly rummaged through the shelves of Funko Pops and jabbered on about yet another Marvel movie release

by grendywitchy August 14, 2023


zombie train

Having sex with 5 or more people while being extremely confused.

In Vegas, you can enjoy many activities including a zombie train.

by Turntquist March 22, 2016


zombie love

Extremely slow coitus.

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.

by the corpser in the rye December 5, 2013


fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.

dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.

by sticky_cake_2 May 11, 2012