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An unwritten rule in all sports rulebooks that states that a referee cannot call a penalty on a team no matter how ridiculous their actions are if there is not a rule in the rulebook that makes it illegal. Stems from the movie Air Bud in which a referee allows Buddy the Dog to play because there is no rule that says that dogs can't play basketball.
Coach: "He just threw dirt in my quarterbacks face to prevent his pass! Where's the flag?"
Ref: "Is there a rule saying he can't?"
Coach: "Well, no, but..."
Ref: "Than the play stands."
Coach: "Are you seriously pulling an air Bud right now?"
This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.
The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
One crazy muthafucka with a bad tone one mark below black af1’s
Watch out! That guy has them Red Air Forces
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Hey,Dieguito where are you going?
I am going to Buenos Aires, the capital of Brazil!
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A technique to give someone at a distance a high-five without actually clapping hands. Developed by a Colorado middle school teacher (Señor B)
Señor B gave his student in the back of the class an air high-five for getting the right answer.
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The use of Panorama Drive in Bakersfield, CA to ventilate one's vehicle after smoking marijuana.
Connor and I had to do a panorama air out after smoking that fat blunt.
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