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Dafato’s obese cat “Alice”. known for eating food, biting Pdog, and trying to escape the house every chance she gets.
Ryan i just saw fat al jump out the window, DAFATO IS GONNA KILL ME!
The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.
Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?
Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...
Erin Aled, also referred to as the town slut can often be found getting off with sheep and other welsh cattle. Her teeth will be seen from a satellite image in space and her lips touch the ceiling when she looks up.
Hey bro, did u see that slag... Erin Aled? She fucks anything that moves!
When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
She’s probably has curly hair and is really shy but she’s also kinda mean sometimes but she’s mostly nice and she also has a lot of celebrity crushes 🙄 but that’s besides the point. She also has nice boobs and a curvy body she probably has a secret relationship or two long story short she’s cool
Person 1: omg did you see Lulu al sauds hair !
Person 2: ya it’s so nice !!!
He has the biggest dick in the whole world which likes to goone, he can pull anyone with his skibidi rizz. He likes to go to rizz parties all the time, watch out for a guy like that🥵