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Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.

"Eww, It's Evan."

by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020


Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 23, 2022


Evan

A jerkass

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass

by peachypie98 September 2, 2022


Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get

I love Evan

by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021


Evan

A dick head

Evan is a dick head

by NigerianBasketWeaver February 1, 2020


Evan

Absolutely amazing person. Perfect body and face. Is super smart and is someone every girl wishes she had. Creative and talented, spontaneous and adventurous. Simply perfect.

“Is that Evan? He’s hot.”

by XxjuixedpixklexX February 25, 2019


Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic

Evan is very smart and intelligent.

by vv April 25, 2022