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What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
Man:Oi Gavin u twat u think you're well bad
Gavin:Say what?
Gavin's mate:man want beats
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Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.
Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"
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When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.
Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.
To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).
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It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter
"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"
"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"
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To talk about something without mentioning it directly or avoid getting to the core of the subject--to try to bring up a subject in a roundabout way. Often motivated from a desire not to speak frankly about the subject, either because the subject is taboo, it's impolite to bring it up directly, or the conversation is perceived likely to be painful.
Well, Joe, I heard you were thinking about selling your car...
instead of
So, Joe, how much did you want for that Explorer of yours?
Also,
Susy, what are your plans for the future?
instead of
Susy, will you marry me?
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A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.
Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
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slang phrase used by men in arguments with women that they've had sex with. It is genuinely regarded as the ultimate comeback to any insult a woman could use against a man she's had sex with, implying that despite the man's flaws, the woman still slept with him.
Janika: fuck you Troy your a bitch
Troy: i still beat thooo
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