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the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 7, 2024


read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two September 23, 2008


Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.

1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."

by uneaziness April 23, 2023


Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024


Book a flight to Istanbul

In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024


Book a flight to Istanbul

Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024


Lollipop Book

A book that sucks

The other day in class I fell asleep while we were reading Hamlet, it is such a lollipop book

by Randomlifesaver April 20, 2011