he's like a brother

A term girls use when describing another male to their boyfriend that they don't want them to worry about but she is banging his brains out. "Oh don't worry babe he's like my brother." You should definitely worry, he is probably balls deep in her as you read this.

Hanna: Don't worry about Joe, he's like a brother.

By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.

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Jonas Brothers

Hot Guys
Talented People

"Wow, what Jonas Brothers."
"Dude, those guys are Jonas Brothers."

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Is she ur brother

We use "Is she ur brother" when we are doing 3 things at once. After you've done that, you are becoming a quote and a question scientists can't answer.

A: Can I ask you a question?
B: Yes.
A: Is she ur brother?
B: Maybe.

my brother josh

he blew himself up
and his 2 kids

heres my gas can, my brother josh, blew himself up, and his 2 kids.

My Brother and Me

1. A mid-nineties nickelodeon sitcom about an upper-middle class black family living in Charlotte, North Carolina. It only had a few episodes that were on re-run for years and the only white kid on the show was a nerd that everyone loved to hate.

"GOOOOOOOOO PUNCH....GOOOOO PUNCH"

"hit me, hit me, hit me!"

"Dont hold your brefth"

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The Mary Jane Brothers.

A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.

(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).

Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.

Ur brother a mother

This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.

1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian

1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)

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