better call saul

to find some one who is expert in his field

i cannot do shoe mending so i should better call saul

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A Tribe Called Quest

A Tribe Called Quest is an amazing Hip hop group, arguably the best. Anyone who disses them is one ignorant moron who obviously doesn't know anything about hip hop

-A Tribe Called Quest Is GAY!!!
- You are an ignorant idiot. Jump off a bridge, you won't be missed

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Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

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Booty call o’clock

Time period between 10pm to 2am when everyone says things on snap, dm’s, or text that they will regret in the morning.

Me-“ I can’t believe I sent that pic!”
Friend- “What time was it?”
Me- “I think around midnight.”
Friend- “oh, that’s booty call o’clock!”

they call me pepsi

what people hear or what armys sing when they listen to the song baepsae (aka silver spoon or crow-tit) by bts if they don't speak korean

*baepsae starts playing*
international army: tHEY CALL ME PEPSI!! HEY YG IS THAT GAY!!!
korean army: wtf

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Call da cops

When ur in the white rich neighborhood

Omg they call da cops again!!