A fart that spreads poop everywhere
I just had a chocolate fart
After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.
My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.
A person who chews chocolate rather than letting it dissolve in their mouth.
Luca is a Chocolate Chomper. Look at him chewing his chocolate.
The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.
"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"
When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks
Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore
The act of eating out a black woman who is extremely dark skinned
Me and that black girl had the best chocolate midnight session.
When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick
“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome”