Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

Shake and Clean

The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).

Evaporate in a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish until the 240ml of water disappears and you're left with a viscous melty Propylhexedrine HCl. Pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes to 30 minutes, then the refrigerator for 2 to 4 hours. Then you have 1,308mg Propylhexedrine HCl crystals. Scrape, put in a little baggy, and mix 109mg to 218mg with water and drink it, or put it in a capsule and take, or sniff it with a straw. Propylhexedrine is only 1/4 the strength of Amphetamine, and only 1/8 the strength of Methamphetamine.

Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.

Shake and Clean

The shake and clean is when you put 20ml of Propylhexedrine Acetate (1 cotton. Acetate isn't suitable for making crystals) or 20ml of 216mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl (5ml water + 0.5ml Muriatic acid HCl submerge cotton in a beer mug, then clean Benzedrex cotton with 15ml water and have 20ml Propylhexedrine HCl solution with Lavender oil and Menthol) and 10ml of either Corn oil (corn oil isn't suitable for crystals), Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Hexanes, drinking up to 1ml is somewhat safe, but any more and bad stuff couls happen because it has trace amounts of Benzene), or n-Pentane solvent (Pure Pentane is so safe, you can drink 50ml of it and not die) and shake the plastic bottle for 1 to 5 minute. Then put it in a Ziplock Bag and drain the bottom layer and keep it and discard the top Hexanes layer. Then add 5ml to 10ml of 40% ethanol (Vodka) and maybe 1ml 99% Isopropyl Alcohol and evaporate on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish and then freeze the liquid Propylhexedrine HCl in the freezer for an hour to make solid Propylhexedrine HCl crystals.

Tony (alien): I made Propylhexedrine HCl crystals using the shake and clean method. Acid salting.

clean disky

a walking HJ. Used for when a guy is holding his girlfriends hand and gets too excited so you use the back of her hand to stroke yourself, while walking.

"man i was walking my girl home and she just look so hot, i just had to touch myself."
"how'd you manage to do that without letting go of her hand?"
"A CLEAN DISKY, bluh!"

Clean cut

Neo Nazis who don't play golf are clean cut. A lot of black guys who also don't play golf are clean cut. Since when is there a connection between being clean cut and playing golf, or looking like you belong on a golf course?

The hitman was clean cut, but his hands weren't clean.

clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block