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(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.
a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!
Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.
An person looks stupid.
STOP BEING DUMBASS FUCKING COW!
When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.
At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!
Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.
In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.
Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.
Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.