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Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018


Dirt(y)

To be profoundly good at something; to exceed in one skill.

He won the MVP in the little league, he's so dirt(y).

by LilJohn2400gang😢 August 21, 2022


Go get the dirt

We bout to fight

You know what go get the dirt

by Hindu.78 February 28, 2016


dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008


Dirt cannon

Synonym for asshole.

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.

by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016


The Dirt Man

The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.

The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.

"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."

by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024


Dirt Back

A dirt back is a zombies player who constantly goes down, almost every round. The word was created by cold raven.

"Dude your a fucking dirt back, you keep going down."

by wowwhostolemypseudonym August 20, 2024