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When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.
There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.
Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
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The scribbling of names, words, arrows, body parts, or other doodles on a drunk friend's body or face.
The morning after Zaq's party, Mondo was covered in drunk drawing.
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To be too drunk to walk but driving a skidoo.
To be completely wasted but convinced that you can still perform some common task.
He stumbled into the party skidoo drunk and tried to change the disks in the karaoke machine.
When I hear of another death on the trails I often wonder if the skidoo driver was merely drunk, or was skidoo drunk.
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an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.
After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!
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When a woman is literally drunk from the consumption of too much semen.
"Oh girlfriend. I was so cum drunk last. I finally managed to fit that third cock in my cheek"
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Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
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to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.
Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.
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