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family support

A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.

Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!

by QuacksO January 2, 2017


The Lamb Family

A beautiful Family that is loving and caring to us and the world.

The Lamb Family is a beautiful Family and they are very respectful people.

by TheLambFamilyTruth56 April 27, 2019


WHOOKLAND family

Is a land of people who produce an excitement sound to express their feelings about something.

If you join the whookland family you will always be happy.

by Mr Mouse January 20, 2024


The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron February 21, 2018


Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 10, 2021


footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.

That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!

by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017


Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019