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An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.
Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.
Student: Damn, shit just got real!
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marie: Nothing to say??.....cat got your tounge?
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It's a way for someone to justify spending money on chicks without looking like a trick.
it's not trickin if you got the money to spend.
the song "Whatever You Like" by T.I.
"100K deposits, vacations in the tropics
Everybody know it ain't trickin if you got it
And you ain't never ever gotta go in yo' wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket "
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"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."
Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
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A Common comment on Business Process Outsourcing.Banglore is an Indian City where most of US jobs got outsourced because of cost efectiveness,quality and talent pool.Every MNC got their R&D or Backoffice in India.
Andrew...Your job got Banglored !!!
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...dude. It's "Bangalore." Bangalore, India. With an A.
It's: "Andrew... your job got Bangalored!" not "your job got Banglored." That just sounds dirty.
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A phrase originally spoken in Will Smith/Martin Lawrence action/buddy-cop movie "Bad Boys 2," but referenced in Simon Pegg/Nick Frost action/buddy-cop movie satire "Hot Fuzz," signifying a sudden crescendo of danger and/or sudden understanding of dangerous circumstances.
Picnicking friends scoffed at cautionary weather reports. Lightning strikes the ground not more than an inch from the blanket. Wide-eyed, they stare at each other: "Wow. Shit just got real."
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