half a bar

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.

Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"

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half blast

This is like having your speakers on full blast, but due to time constrictions (past 10pm), room mates studying, or old fart neighbors you can only put them on half blast, still creating optimal bass and sound.

Cop1: Ww got a noise complaint from Rosie again.
You: That old bitch calls when i have my radio of Half Blast! what a cunt.
Cop2: Get on the ground FUCKER, WERE THE POLICE!

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half-hole

n. a person lower in status than an asshole. They are merely a half of an ass hole.

"Get outta the fuckin' way you half-hole!"

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Half Dollar

To be finer than a dime.

Matthew: DAMN AMANDA, we half dollars!
Amanda: HELL YEA!

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half assed

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.

Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.

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Half Cut

Half cut means that somebody wakes up DRUNK from last night. It usually doesn’t last long, but it can be pretty funny.

Guy: Holy fuck, man. I woke up Half Cut this morning.

Guy #2: Hahaha, actually?

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Half-Life

A half of a shitty life, or what the person who wrote the definition above has.

I aint got nar sack, but i still got me a half life, I think

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