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A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
Getting fucking raped to death by military firing squad.
Person 1: Did you hear about Anne Frank?
Person 2: Yeh, she got totally flynn hammered!!!
Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.
some player✌️
hammer longballo is some player✌️
Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
Velvet Hammer
Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.
Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer
An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.