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A hooker the looks like someone famous
person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.
Got me so interested that I want to know more
You got me hooked last time. Now tell me everything about it.
Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.
When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt
He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad
Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....
Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.
A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.