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It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.
Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc
You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.
The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
Much like Happy hour at any bar/ pub but all the drinks are even cheaper and everyone acts cool if you want to cry a little bit.
"Don't really feel like going out but it's sad hour from 12pm 'till 1am down the street."
"Hey buddy, Sad hour's been over for 10 minutes, get it togheter or get out!"
When your hanging out hours between 12am and 3am
Oh did you see lil uzi verts instagram ?
Yea he's always up doing fun stuff during rockstar hours.
A group of senior citizens
I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.
An unlimited possible amount of time, but never an actual hour.
How long before you get on? 'Oh I'll be on in a poppin hour'. So you arent't getting on?
Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse
Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.