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Another way to spell Perez hiton
-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!
HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.
Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.
Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.
A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.
-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!
-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.
-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.
-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."
Eat a slice of pizza in honour of someone who looks like a pizza.
I ate a pizza for pizza human day in honour of milly