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When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
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A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation --- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
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Another way to spell Perez hiton
-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!
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HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.
Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
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An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
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A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.
-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!
-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.
-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.
-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."
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Eat a slice of pizza in honour of someone who looks like a pizza.
I ate a pizza for pizza human day in honour of milly
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