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morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 23, 2022


Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 7, 2003


Glass jaw

A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.

Bro I knocked him out in 10 seconds! That dudes got a glass jaw.

by Shmomp September 27, 2017


Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

by Chipnorris September 29, 2021


Sad glass

Honestly sad glass is used to define something/someone who is swag. People often times use this in reference to one of the best bungou stray dogs cosplayers there is. He is a very kind friendly and respectful person. He stays true to what he likes and dosent stray because of some dumb ass opinions.

Sad glass is an amazing person.

"Whos sad glass? "

"THE BEST BITH IN THW WORLD DUH"

by LemonBoy.59 July 17, 2021


groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!

It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!

by Muckleash November 24, 2014


Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman

Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off

by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016