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when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.
Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.
Gym pants are the best pants you can sleep in , you can move in them , u can keep still and they aren’t tight asf so your not comfortable, you should buy some (aka ) football shorts
Yo! Gym pants are the best to sleep in!
The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.
Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!
When someone is "super" wasted.
Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.
When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"