When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other
I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later
A date that revolves around the true name of the dating service BUMBLE.
WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.
When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.
Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).
Synonym: "Talking"
person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...
Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date
George, will you go out with me ?
No sorry its Don't Date December
When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant
When is the due date because you are fat as hell.
A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!
A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile