Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

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i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am

inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low”

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goodie-two-shoes

A person who surrenders his/her life to the parent of the opposite sex. He/she has a sexual relationship with this parent, and his/her life depends on the promises of this parent.

That goodie-two-shoes is mentally incompatible to build his own family because he is so fucked up by his mother!

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took my shoes off

Getting ready to end your life by jumping off a roof

Just as I took my shoes off, "Hey don't jump now, please!"

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I lost my shoe:(

Oh no! Poor Sammy lost his shoe! If found please call Dean Winchester who is done with Sammys moping

I lost my shoe:(

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Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

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Diamonds on the soles of her shoes

When a man, while engaged in sexual activity with a partner, puts the soles of their partner's feet together so the arches create an orfice and proceeds to bring himself to ejaculation by thrusting his penis between the feet.

"People think she's crazy, she's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes...now that's one way to lose these walking blues..."

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