BIG JOHN

one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.

Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...

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John Morrison

wrestler with a wierd slow-mo entrance (but his hair looks good)

Why the hell does John Morrison do that slow-mo entrance?

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john wayne

to accidentally smush a pack of cigarettes, and then proceed to smoke one of the mangled cigarettes
(John Wayne often had a bent cigarette in his mouth in the movies)

(pulls one out of the pack) "Man, i really john wayne 'd that one, eh, what the hell" (lights it up)

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John Beck

sym: Choob
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.

adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.

n: John Beck needs to stop being crappy

adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!

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John Taylor

Founder member and bass-player of UK pop phenomenon Duran Duran whose real name is actually NIGEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once the sexiest man on the planet, had this disturbing characteristic of making adolescent boys really confused about their sexuality

I bet he fancies John Taylor, he's been nicking my extended format / special footage Girls on Film videotape!!

Play the fucking bass John!: a recurrent mantra in any Duran Duran gig this side of the millenium

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John warren

The kind of guy that will slap you with his cock he is a true hero

Man john warren is my hero

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john cena

the real name of queen Joana Ceddia

john cena and her nerf guns arsenal

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