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When a girl is on her period and she forgot to wear a tampon/pad she's having a lake leek.
Girl1: omg I have a lake leek!
Girl2: buy some tampons.
Girl1: I'm trying!!
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
A decent school with shitty people. 7th graders vaping in the bathroom getting caught the first week of school. emo ppl left and right. wanna be gang bangers. pe teacher is a pedophile, and the normal people there isn’t a lot of them tho. “ fake fighting is still fighting” vice principal
oh your kids go to shasta lake middle school how did they turn out
When you're on vacation in pound town and you pull out and skeet in your girls belly button.
Can't go to lake white without starting the motorboat.
We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.