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"no" or "i don't think so"
commonly used by an incompetent being, also known as a 'chav' 'charv' 'sket'
"that's £5.39 there please"
"ner like hew!" *snatches tabs/pregancy test/lambrini, legs it out of corner shop*
"lend is a snout marra?"
"ner like hew, fuck yee"
–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.
Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.
To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned
Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?
Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch
When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
to act more ill than possible by any normal person
did you see that gangster, he was chillin' like a bird
- when it feels “icky or sticky”
-bad smelling
-gross, nasty, stanky, tingly, sour
her breath is so bad, it smells sour like funky.
aye noah if you see this, i think i like you <3
i like you but im scared to dm you