ner like hew

"no" or "i don't think so"

commonly used by an incompetent being, also known as a 'chav' 'charv' 'sket'

"that's £5.39 there please"
"ner like hew!" *snatches tabs/pregancy test/lambrini, legs it out of corner shop*

"lend is a snout marra?"
"ner like hew, fuck yee"

Twisted like a Pretzel

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.

I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.

smoked like a bitch

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

chillin' like a bird

to act more ill than possible by any normal person

did you see that gangster, he was chillin' like a bird

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sour like funky

- when it feels “icky or sticky”

-bad smelling
-gross, nasty, stanky, tingly, sour

her breath is so bad, it smells sour like funky.

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i like you

aye noah if you see this, i think i like you <3

i like you but im scared to dm you

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