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When somebody says something that you were just thinking about then you argue over who came up with it first.
Jack: Ahh She is fire mate Iam telling you. John: Yeah I was just thinking that...she ain't your type anyway.
Jack: Nah you weren't ya fucktard yer about 34 years old. John: AHHH shut ya trap cunt I said it first.
Jack: Stop Inter-mind Bamboozling...............
TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.
In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.
When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
First song by Canadian rapper NAV
Go listen to make your mind up by NAV