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An ex's name so vile and foul that saying the name conjures an evil so dark and black that the sun is blotted from the sky and it rains blood for a full week. By uttering her demonic handle your tongue splits in two and rots from your mouth then you instantly hear all of humanity cry out with sorrow. Babies, children and small animals die once they hear her heinous name. El Diablo trembles at the smallest whisper of this being’s moniker. This foul being casts no shadow. You are warned, never mention that sick cruel name.
"Hey dude what ever happened to your ex (wife or girlfriend)? Wasn't her name..."
"STFU! Never mention 'she who must not be named' I'd like to keep my sanity for a little while longer, thank you."
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If someone talks bad about you you say...
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On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it
Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!
A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore
Rule: Don't name your friends
Person: how about I do anyway?
The worst Disney show of all time. Resurrected with the ashes of Palpatine. And right now, they're on Disney+ and are seeking revenge; a constant reminder to steer clear. (and also why I don't have Disney+)
BREAKING NEWS: The "They Who Must Never Be Named" are on Disney+! Our spies tell us they're seeking revenge on somebody who hated them so much and had to do destroy them and failed now they're back. Always steer clear of the "They Who Must Never Be Named" and never mention their name, because of reasons we can't understand anymore.
and i got a basketball game tomorrow
Trent: hi my name is Trent
Zach: Hi!
Trent: I got a basketball game tomorrow
Zach: Ok
When your being awkward around a girl on a date so when you or her mentions it you say "thats my (insert name of someone whos realy awkward around girls or was once) impersontation"
"what are you doing"
"thats my (name) impersonation"
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