Don't touch my Bob

don't touch it. it's mine.

you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of Bob Marly. you'r so Happy but one of those Emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to Him- "Don't touch my bob, you jackass"

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Don't name your friends.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

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saying it don't mean doing it

Just because you say something don't mean you will follow through with your word.

Politicians always say, " no new taxes " but as soon as you vote for them and they become elected their words change. I guess saying it don't mean doing it.

I don't have think

When you don't have anything to say or think

Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "

Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.

"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*

give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

I don't recognize this person

What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.

Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.

Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.