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Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.
Did you hear about the missing children? Was it Hugo Mountain?
Fondling someone’s;usually a lover or person of interests, boobies
Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”
Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”
Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS
A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.
When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
My buddy just is legendary at the”foggy mountain mudslide”!!
The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.
Mark : 6 years.
When you sprinkle cocaine onto nipples, then put your nostril over said nipple’s and then inhale.
“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”
Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation
Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?