Random
Source Code
Random
The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.
the act of piling on one another while naked with arms and legs outstretched.
Dude 1: dude, when i walked into the party everyone was joining in on the eagle mountain..
Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!
Naked women encountered in the woods
I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.
Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out
Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky
snotty kids think they’re better than everyone else. most un-diverse school in the state besides Verona. they’re really sick because Boonton is better than them at sports in the past couple of years. And last school year a girl and two moms from Boonton got tackled during a football game @ ML vs. Boonton and no one heard the rest of the story. sucks to suck but that town isn’t great
Person 1: I’m from Mountain Lakes (and they stand strong like it’s cool)
Person 2: Okay and why should i care?
Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.
Did you hear about the missing children? Was it Hugo Mountain?
Fondling someone’s;usually a lover or person of interests, boobies
Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”
Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”
Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS