beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

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beer die

A drinking game, invented at Colby College, where two teams sit at either end of a table and throw a die back and forth. The object is to bounce the die off the end of the table, or to land it in an opponents cup. Its a much more casual alternative to beirut. The game goes to 7, and you must win by 2. Also, the numbers 5 and 7 are called bizz and buzz during the game, and any violation of this rule results in drinking.

Hey, I'll come over in bizz minutes and we'll play some beer die.

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beer curtains

n. 1. Analogous to beer goggles. One's judgmental ability is impaired by the amount of beer (or other suitable alcoholic substance) ingested which causes their vision to be blinded by the curtains.

n. 2. Enhancement of a women's beef curtains through alcoholic consumption; open to all those willing to hang her curtains on their rod.

Josh clearly had beer curtains the night he brought home April.

Josie got knocked up due to her inability to blockade her beer curtains.

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Beer Geek

1) One who is a drinker of rare, fine and expensive beer who obsessively hovers around pale lager drinkers, to cast disparaging looks and grate on them with supercilious remarks. He has little real life and few friends, flies out to Dark Lord Day, and never drinks the same beer more than once.

2) A sensible person who is not content to just swill his head in a bucket of Miller or Coors Lite as a victim of advertising, personal gullibility and total lack of imagination or taste.

3) A reasonably balanced person who enjoys drinking, collecting and trading well-made beer, and who likes being social with others who share these and other, wider interests. Is sometimes keen on beer festivals, events, trades and bottle sharings, while creating social bonds with others who share his or her passionate hobby.

1) The greasy-looking Beer Geek paraded around his chalice of "Weasel Poop Bourbon Stout" and simpered at all the guests drinking pale lagers.

2) Due to the extremely high radon content in the bad shipment of pale lager everyone died except Tim the Beer Geek.

3) Tina met her fiancée Tim on Facebook after a mutual friend told her he was a Beer Geek and Maiden fan, just like her.

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Ecstasy beer

A type of drink which is beer with ecstasy added, which is often drunk at raves,rainbow parties and cherry poping parties etc.

Ecstasy beer is the best drink in the world.

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Beer Pressure

Beer pressure comprises a set of group dynamics where by a group of people in which one feels comfortable may override the sexual personal habits, individual moral inhibitions or idiosyncratic desires to impose a group norm of attitudes and/or behaviors, mainly pertaining to the ingestion of beer during working hours.

"Dude, I cant' take all this beer pressure, I'm going to have to suck down a keg..."

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hump beer

Beer consumed on Wednesday or in the middle of a project.

"We are half way through - time for a hump beer."

"This week has been one hot Karl of a week. I could really use a hump beer."

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