Random
Source Code
Random
When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.
Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him
Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying
Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.
Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do
Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.
Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.
Friend: Yep
5👍 1👎
The power to be able to suppress defecating regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
Johana: Hey! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a shit right now!
Shaun: No can do, girl! Just use your mind over bowels!
6👍 1👎
A ball fold over is where the base of your penis meets your scrotum. You can't see the ball fold-over because hidden by the cock.
"I totally got some lint on my ball fold-over the other day"
"I like it when she performs oral sex on my ball fold-over"
"mmmmm mmmm....mmmmMMMMMM"
"My ball fold-over is sore from gyrating"
5👍 1👎
"what makes her different?"
"well she is beautiful, but not just on the outside, not just on the inside, but she is beautiful all over"
5👍 1👎
An orgasm.
Wow, when I get over the mountain it makes my toes curl.
5👍 1👎
When a group of young Urban professionals "and the town council raises taxes systematicly .This is done by putting millions into the school system , then building McMansions everywhere. Property taxes double almost immediately . All the Old timers and lower median income people must sell out .
P1 The Mayor just built himself a McMansion and layed off half the cops
P2 sounds like a Yuppie take over , next they'll tare down the movie theatre and build a book store
P1 is there a law against puching someone with glasses
P2 ofcourse, it's a second degree offense !
14👍 7👎
This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Usually happens after 11pm on a Friday night and too many lagers!
I'd had a bit to drink you see and I just went arse over elbow!
7👍 2👎