A book wrote by an incredible scholar that holds the secret to eternal life.
you can find it on Amazon.........this is totally desperation marketing
Bret:Man have you read plight of a people
Cody:Yes I had the power of God after ,wud r8 10/10 m8
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The 1% of people that shop in Wal-Mart that clearly just climbed out of a gutter. They have no social skills and can be either very nice or very mean. You will know one when you spot one.
Cashier @ Wal-Mart: Today is a great day!
Gutter Person: Urrrrrrrghhh *Grumble Grumble*
Cashier: Wow look at those gutter people.
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Shadow people
People 60 and older. A forgotten generation. Homeless or nursing home residents. Someone adult children donβt have time to listen to or include in there lives. Adult children have moved far from, hoping someone else will see about.
Shadow people:
I am a shadow person. Alone and forgotten. Homeless or nursing home bound. Living their lives out trying not to burden anyone.
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Bush people are shadowy figures who began to stalk you usually at night after you smoke a shit ton of weed and start tripping. You can sometimes see them duck behind bushes and/or go behind walls to avoid detection when you look in their general direction. Even if you donβt see them you feel their presence and itβs some fuck shit.
Josh: Man I was tweaking last night of dat Godfather OG last night I started seeing bush people and shit
Ronnie: Damn bRo dats crazy
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THe Zealots that report every mundane thought/activity on Facebook
I thought Face-People were mundane , now we've got "Twits!"
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Europeans who betrayed us and went to America and crossbreed (probably raped) with locals.
White person: I'm 5% Italian so that makes me Italian π€
European 1: You hear this dumbass?
European 2: Yeah, all white people think they're us.
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the entire cast of the movie "The last airbender" also known as the worst live action adaptation ever made
"look at all these white people!!!"
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