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Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult
Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you
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Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief
we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.
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HOMIE-Meaning a good (straight-tha-fuck-up) friend, homeboy/girl etc...-GDOG- The name of a dog/friend mostly a guy friend(sometimes girlfriend etc...- FRIED- Permafried, something fried etc...-POT- Stainless steel bowl, Marijuana, green, etc...-PAN- Stainless steel plate, etc... -SKILLET- Something you cook on...
WHATS UP HOMIE-G-DOG-FRIED-POT-PAN-SKILLET!
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When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup
Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.
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A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.
warning heed
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The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
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