Biggest body and booty ever concieved, but small dick and possibly a product of incest. Also possibly autistic
Person 1: Oh god its ryan
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*
To get Ryan Lambed is to get so fucked up that you’re rendered mentally handicapped. While Ryan Lambed, you’re extremely ignant and incapable of making rational decisions. All motor skills are reduced to about 30% of normal functionality while Ryan Lambed.
I got Ryan Lambed off my fucking balls the other night and kicked in someone’s front door. Needless to say I ended up in the back of a police cruiser.
when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch
stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend
The Pennsylvania born basketball player who resides in Garnet Valley Ryan Lutness know by king lutness on social media. He’s known for his involvement and talent in basketball.
Ryan Lutness is insane at basketball
Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls
That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo
Bam Margera's friend Ryan Dunn who is the main character of the movie Bam directed in 2003, Haggard, plays himself in the movie which is based on his love life. Also, has/had his own show on MTV called Homewrecker which also airs on MTV2 sometimes. Is known for flipping 8 cars in around 3 years, 6 of these cars not even being his own vehicles. Recently, filming Jackass 2 with Bam Margera (Kiss a Good Man's Ass) and was stung about 20 times because Bam put a bee hive in the car so the bees would blow through the air vent. Generally, the more mellow guy of the CKY Crew. Then, is greatly known for his ablitity to fuck anything up. Ex- Season 1: Christmas Episode and the Bamzoni; Season 2: Slayer Concert and the Bone ; Season 4 and Don Vito's Plane Tickets to Paris. Died along with a passenger June 20,2011, after crashing his Porche GT3 through a guardrail and hitting a tree. The car was engulfed in flames, and he was only recognizable from his tattoos.
Ryan Dunn crashed and burned.
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